Posts Tagged ‘fact’

9 Crimes White People Have Committed Against Hip-Hop

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

These nine acts of musical crime literally brought hip-hop to the brink of death, and now we must learn from the past to ensure history never repeats itself. Why only 9? Because the man wouldnt let us have 10.

I debated whether or not Kevin Federlines disastrous 2006 foray into hip-hop even qualified to make this list since it was universally panned and did not make any impact what-so-ever on the world. I think he sold a grand total of…

If Juno Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

Is there a reason you’re talking like a teenager designed by a committee of adults who’ve watched too much MTV?

Oh. Because if it was the other thing, then you could take notice of the fact that I remind you of your younger days despite the fact that my current predicament requires a level of maturity far beyond my years, and you could enjoy the contrast…

8 Songs Inspired By Real Women

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Songwriters have found inspiration in all sorts of places, from transvestites to team tennis titans. Maggie Koerth-Baker has read between the liner notes to find out for whom 8 famous songs were written.

Written for: Afeni Shakur, who is, obviously, Tupacs mama. A fascinating character in her own right, Afeni Shakur was born Alice Fay Williams, but changed her name while working with the Black Panthers in the 1960s. In fact, Tupac (named…