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You know what we’re talking about - those insanely catchy rap anthems that run during the end credits of movies, blithely recounting everything you’ve just watched to a drum-machine beat. So, as an ode to the golden days of plot-summarizing hip-hop, we’ve assembled this list of ten of our favorite hilariously awesome end-credit rap songs.

Why We Love It: If there was a lifetime achievement award in the field of overly-expository end-credit rap songs, the first recipient would, unquestionably, be Will Smith, a trail-blazing advocate for the art of recounting movie plots…

But theres also been talk that Ghostbusters 3 would really center on the next generation of ghostbusters, possibly even played by some of the young actors who regularly appear in the Judd Apatow films.

While I’d normally be rolling my eyes at a next-gen scenario, I think bringing the original four stars together will any of Apatow’s gang is not only a dream, but pure genius. A G3 like that is definitely something…

Listening to these songs will never be the same again.

Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to live life as a college kid should. And God said unto him, follow these Ten Commandments and you shall be…

The final episodes of Season Four of Battlestar Galactica may air very late, according to Aaron Douglas.

Michael Hogan, Richard Hatch, and James Callis seemed to echo their castmate’s feelings. In an earlier panel, Edward James Olmos riffed on the split saying, … of course they didn’t pay us for five seasons.?…

Apparently one of the big problems was how much it would cost (obviously; its freakin Voltron) and thats what kept holding it back. The solution: green screen! But of course. In order to have a more “moderate” budget, the studios will take the path paved by 300 and hope to achieve Transformers success.

The script is written by Justin Marks (recently mentioned in our New He-Man Is A Batman Begins-ification story), who is currently a pretty popular writer, especially in the fanboy realms. Marks describes the Voltron…

Here are seven that Ill take any day over their more famous covers.

THANK YOU for including Torn! And yes, Adrienne, the Ednaswap version is sung without being whiny and irritating. It’s powerfully sung and you can hear the angst in her voice. Natalie Imbruglia’s version disgusts…

Despite memorial service in the film, many fans thought villain would return for ‘Batman 3.’

Does he die? Does he live? Even though he falls from a great height at the end of “Dark Knight,” and even though there's a memorial service in his honor soon after, and even though it seems bloody obvious given Batman's sacrifice…

Every now and then, a photo comes across our computers that needs a bit of extra analyzing. This photo of Paris Hilton, Benji Madden and their entourage in Copenhagen is one such gem:

Jennifer, surrounded by talk of marriage to Mayer, lets her style speak for itself.

A dead dream is a tragic sight, and in the often-frivolous world of entertainment, a dead dream is best embodied by those unfortunate project that never see the light of day. And there are a lot of dead dreams out there, moldering in warehouses, vaults, and half-corrupted hard drives.

Thats where the Broken movie comes in. It collects four music videos based on album tracks and bookends them with spliced-up scenes of torture and murder. Adding to the snuff-film notoriety of it all, the movies only available in…

What is it about a girl with pasty skin, long fangs and an unhealthy desire to drain all the life out of you?

7. Jeri Ryan as Valerie Sharpe Film: Dracula 2000 She’s more famous being in Star Trek, but she looks pretty good as a vampire too. Excuse the foreign language clip, but you get the point. 6. Leonor Varela as Nyssa Film: Blade II Forget…